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Hasbeens Playing Decibel Magazine Festival
A trio of hasbeen sellouts (Carcass, At the Gates, Mayhem) are headlining the annual beer and metal festival put on by shill metalcore SJW magazine Decibel. Also playing are grindcore creators...
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At the Gates About to Enter the Studio
Great, another poor man’s Slaughter of the Soul is coming out. More metalcore. Oh no! Now it’s only one week left until we enter the studio to record our follow-up record to At War With Reality. We...
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Demos and a Forsaken Future
“Dude, their demos were so much better” is one of the most obnoxious cliches of underground metal. Usually a sign of virtue signaling used to mask one’s insecurities about their knowledge or taste,...
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Poverty is the Price for Metal Stardom
The Talk: Every metal musician needs to have “The Talk” at some point or another and for some of you, this will be that moment. In the world of metal, “The Talk” is the soul crashing, dream...
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The Most Popular Death Metal Bands- Who is #1?
Who is the most popular death metal band? It’s one of those esoteric questions that wanders in and out of the mind without a quick Google search to offer a definite solution. But today it dawned on...
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At The Gates Goes Full SJW In An Attempt To Remain Relevant
I used to think of Leftism as a radical new idea that happened to be deceptive. Now I see it merely as a descent into incoherence that occurs whenever appealing to a broad social group becomes more...
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These Musicians May Be Executed When Sweden Institutes Sharia Law
Sweden is lost. With an unstoppable invasion of Muslim migrants and a judicial system that refuses to prosecute their crimes, the nation’s progressive government leaders have definitively surrendered...
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At the Gates – To Drink from the Night Itself (2018)
Music is a language, and utilizes formulas to communicate emotions to an audience. This is the most basic understanding of the idea of music as a tool, but the mastery of the manipulation of human...
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SMR – Ihsahn’s Couch Edition
Taking a brief look at the marketing tropes of the funderground in 2018 and having some fun in the process. Some bands are okay. Some others not so. Most are not even metal by any standards. House of...
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At The Gates – The Nightmare of Being (2021)
With the latest At The Gates album, metal migrates into its 1970s roots with a combination of proto-metal, avantgarde jazz, and progressive rock, eliminating the complex structures of death metal for...
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